Thursday, February 4, 2010
Nothing to Lose (1997) - FILM
EXT. PARK - DAY
The gang is having a picnic.
Martin Lawrence's heeeeeelarious overweight jive talking mother says "Don't let anyone touch my favorite mustard!"
Tim Robbins shows up and inadvertently uses her favorite mustard.
She makes an angry face.
She knocks it out of his hand.
The heeeelarious overweight mother smacks Martin Lawrence.
If that (Which is the LAST JOKE OF THE MOVIE!) had you in stitches you're going to love this comedy classic! Tim Robbins and the always annoying Martin Lawrence team up to pull off a robbery.
Shoes are lit on fire. Penises are cut off statues. Lawrence bugs his eyes out and squeals.
Disposable 90's comedy toilet fodder. I'd make a pun on the title but it doesn't deserve that kind of high brow comedy.
I'm going to go watch the director's film KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST now.
I love that movie.